World Cup is Still Lame
So I went to world cup again... mostly because I didn't have cash on me and knew Puddin' Heads doesn't take plastic. So I get my oversized cup of coffee at Starbuck's price and take a seat in a corner table. As I take out my bible to read the crowd starts to pour in and the volume reaches slightly irritating levels... the music turns to some rock/punk mix. I look across the room and see photos of some frontal nudity and I wonder to myself... is this for real? Yup... it is frontal nudity hanging on the wall. I pause to think, am I the only one who realizes that there is a naked woman on the wall? Conversations continue, children sit with their soccer-moms and play with the crumbs of thier overpriced bun cake... A VCU security officer sips his coffee while techies like myself soak up the free wi-fi... The trendy art kid with his $10 salvation army sport coat with patches on the elbows slings his $125 deisel bag over his sholder and I wonder... is this for real? What a strange parallel universe exists in World Cup. I can't decide if I hate it or if I need to stay here longer... One thing is for sure, I gotta change seats becase the topless woman is starting to wig me out...
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